You’re Not Fat Enough for Me… You Should Be Eating Right Now!
3 February 2010
What are you doing just sitting on the couch? You should be eating right now! I want you eating at ALL times! CONSTANTLY! You’re not getting fat enough fast enough. I want you to be FOUR times my size! I want to keep you all to myself, fatten you up, and keep you at home. How else can I be sure you’ll be totally devoted to me and only me?
Get your fat ass up; it’s time to be fed. Follow me to the kitchen. I’m going to stuff you full of my favorite dinner dishes… I’ll make you good enough to eat!
