Housewife

Aw... are you SERIOUS?!?! In my dirty laundry AGAIN?!! You're such a little pervert! Is that the only way you can get off with that tiny little dick of yours?!?! How pathetic. Is it my panties you're after... or  Read more...

What's this? My home security alarm is going off?!? What's happened while I was out?? Oh, yes! There must've been an intruder! A crazed fan turned stalker who came directly to my home in hopes of meeting me in  Read more...

Household, homemaking tasks are never quite the same since I discovered just how fun my iron can be! I'll never look at laundry the same way again. When my husband is away, it's my time to play!! Just plugging in the  Read more...

My little boy... he looks so innocent while he's resting. So quiet and sweet... and so grown up. I'm so tired from being out all night. And so lonely. I hate it when my husband is out of town and  Read more...

You've acted out of line for the last time! I just can't seem to get through to you anymore. Are you listening to me, young man?! Now, past punishments haven't worked with you, and you're STILL pushing the boundaries and disobeying  Read more...

I'm so disappointed in you! You were my FAVORITE nephew, you know!! Now, I've discovered you've been stashing filthy evil porn in MY house!!! Your step auntie is SOOOOOO angry at you right now!! You know, I bet your  Read more...

Oh, you naughty young man, you. I don't know who you think you are... or just what you have stuffed down those pants of yours... but if you so much as look at me the wrong way, I'm going to have to put  Read more...

Aren't you gonna invite me in? Now, that's not very polite. After all we've been through together? Don't look like such a pitiful puppy dog. Does that mean you miss your dear ex-wife? Oh, I can tell what that  Read more...

Come back cookies with me! Well, first, I'm going to make warm, drippy icing to smooth over these freshly baked sugar cookies... want to lick the messy icing off my fingers? It's so yummy! Then, I'll teach you to bake delicious  Read more...

I love ironing... it's so soothing! I love how the hot iron heats up the ironing board... and all that hot wet steam rising around me.... mmmmm! If I could just get my work finished more quickly. Hmmmm.... I'm getting  Read more...