You’ve Regressed and Are Wetting the Bed; I’m Going to Completely Retrain You

What.... Is that?!?! Oh, my god!!! You wet the bed! See that wet spot that creeped all the way over to my side of the bed?? It soaked my sheets! And my thighs!! How could you?!? I've  Read more...

If You’re Going to Act Like a Baby, Mommy Is Going to Have to Treat You Like One! – Day 4

What's this now?! Did you actually make a mess on Mommy's couch?! And try to cover it up with this dirty towel? I can smell your wet pants all the way over here! You know, I think this wetting problem  Read more...

If You’re Going to Act Like a Baby, Mommy Is Going to Have to Treat You Like One! – Day 3

Come here. We need to have a little talk. Now, does that look on your face mean what I think it means? Ah ha! That's why I already marked the calendar with a big thick "W" for your wet baby  Read more...

If You’re Going to Act Like a Baby, Mommy Is Going to Have to Treat You Like One! – Day 2

Wake up! It's time to get your grown butt out of bed. What are you doing still sleeping? Acting like a baby again? We're going to have to change all that. You're too old to be acting like a  Read more...

If You’re Going to Act Like a Baby, Mommy Is Going to Have to Treat You Like One! – Day 1

What was that? Mommy's really busy right now, honey. What do you need? Go ahead; spit it out. Uh huh... yes... Now, I told you that if your bed wetting problem persisted, we'd just take you to the doctor for  Read more...