"I think my main thought having rediscovered your art is: most people are... boring. You aren't."

Jerk Off Encouragement

And the MILF Award Goes to…

It's unbelievable, what you young men get up to. If I hadn't had to spend so much time looking for something in the same room where you were all hanging out... if I hadn't picked up a word or two of what you  Read more...

The Adventures of Jerky Boy!

I can't believe I woke up from my nap with your hard cock right in my face! ...your poor, overexhausted nanny crashed on the couch before I could get you into bed for the night. And there you were, jerking your surprisingly  Read more...

Stealing a Moment to Play Duck-Duck-Goose at the Office

You're SO insatiable! And such a game player... like a little boy who just can't get enough FUN time. I can't say I blame you. I'm a big fan of games myself, especially the TEASING kind... or those in which I  Read more...

Cock Hero Challenge: Beat It to the Beat

Ah, so you need a little music on your Monday? Need that DRIVING FORCE to get you through the week? Wanna show off by mastering my Cock Hero Challenge program by Friday? Got your cock's out... 'cause I want YOU to  Read more...

Do Not SHOW Things Like That to Your Mother

I thought it was all behind us, that you'd learned your lesson. Until I got a call from my best friend. She said... the most shocking things of all. Read more...