“I’m so excited for all the great stuff you’re going to make this year.”

"I'm so excited for all the great stuff you're going to make this year."

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You’re a Virgin? I Can Cure That…

We’re best friends… you’re so good with women, such a great listener, and so cool to hang out with.  But ALL THIS TIME… I never knew!!!  I had no idea you were actually STILL A VIRGIN!!  I mean… how?!?! Once I get over the  Read more...

Making Myself the Perfect Man

What's this?? Why, I think it's a MAN! A real... live.... MAN! Well, as soon as I inflate him.... He's huge... so big and robust. Just what I've always wanted! He's going to take a lot of blowing, require  Read more...