“No one else can do the things you do. You could make reading out of the phone book sexy.”

"No one else can do the things you do. You could make reading out of the phone book sexy."

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You’re a Virgin? I Can Cure That…

We’re best friends… you’re so good with women, such a great listener, and so cool to hang out with.  But ALL THIS TIME… I never knew!!!  I had no idea you were actually STILL A VIRGIN!!  I mean… how?!?! Once I get over the  Read more...

Making Myself the Perfect Man

What's this?? Why, I think it's a MAN! A real... live.... MAN! Well, as soon as I inflate him.... He's huge... so big and robust. Just what I've always wanted! He's going to take a lot of blowing, require  Read more...