“I treasure intellect over everything else. You show intelligence, even in your first, tentative masturbation instruction video.”

"I treasure intellect over everything else. You show intelligence, even in your first, tentative masturbation instruction video."

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Today, You’re the Luckiest Boy on Earth

Oh, my poor boy is laid up in bed, thanks to your skateboard stunts. Now, you're confined all summer long with not one, but TWO, broken arms! No worry, I'm at your side to nurture you back to perfect health. We'll  Read more...