"You are amazing. You have so much beauty, sexiness, charm, sweetness, intelligence, talent and kindness."

Wow. Your Dick Is Just So… SMALL!

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12 March 2010

Well, gee. That is definitely a very small penis. Seriously. It’s SMALL. Really small. Like, compared to my ex-boyfriend, your little dick is really tiny. And here, I thought I was finally going to get to have sex with my new boyfriend tonight. What a disappointment. Oh, well. It’s not all that bad. You could be great at licking my twat!