“Others may have hot bodies and great faces, but to be sexy to a blind guy takes something very special; you’ve got it in spades.”

"Others may have hot bodies and great faces, but to be sexy to a blind guy takes something very special; you've got it in spades."

Wooden Spoon

Your Strict Mom Gets Very Cross with You

Oh, no, you did not!! Did you just say "no" to ME?!?!? Did you!! Come in here, right now, boy. RIGHT NOW, I say! You're begging for punishment. Don't you dare disobey me. I'm going to have  Read more...

Torturous Teacher Brings Home Your Hardest Lesson

Hello... Are you going to invite your teacher in? You know I make few of these appointments for home lessons. If you weren't such a bad student - with potential - I wouldn't make the time for you. Now, we  Read more...