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Weighing

Spending the Day Weighing and Measuring Myself to Explain My Tight Clothes

I don't know what to do... I just wanted to dress up. But I don't even fit my bra... or my top... or my skirt! It's not supposed to zip up this tight, ride this high on my waist or expose my  Read more...

Hmmm, I Wonder How Much My Giant Breasts Weigh…

I have some sexy new bras to try on. They should be just big enough to cover my growing tits! These things are so heavy... wow, even while being carried by my bra! And look... the sides of my boobs still  Read more...

Oh, No! I Think I’ve Gained Weight!

Oh no... this can't be! Why is my belly pooching like that? No.... I swear I didn't look like this yesterday. My tight shirt must just be making me look a bit fat. No, wait! I have to check  Read more...