“I treasure intellect over everything else. You show intelligence, even in your first, tentative masturbation instruction video.”

"I treasure intellect over everything else. You show intelligence, even in your first, tentative masturbation instruction video."

Puppy Play

You WILL Replace My Little Puppy

What did you do to my puppy?! Where is he?! You didn't... you couldn't... you WOULDN'T! You've always teased me about being an animal lover, even accused me of loving animals more than I love you, but don't you dare joke  Read more...