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I Can’t Stop the Sneezes!

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1 December 2009

Oh, my, just look at this mess!! How am I supposed to find my lip gloss in here? So many cabinets and cupboards and crap! And so dusty! My goodness. Well, it’s time to take care of it all… and I need that lip gloss! Oooh, what’s that stuff in the air? It’s tickling my nose… Oh, no, I can’t sneeze now! I have work to do! No, no, no, no… ACHOO!!!