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My Shrunken Boyfriend Tickles My Nose to His Sneezed Doom

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23 May 2011

Now, where have you gone?? You know I can find you easily when you’re so small! You have to take better care of yourself and look after yourself. I can’t watch you all day and all night. Come here then.

Sit still, and be good. I said STILL! Now, where have you gone?!? Oh, oh!!! Not in my nose! You know you can get stuck in there! It’s happened before!

Look what you’ve done now! It’s tickling me too much. I don’t know if I can hold off this big sneeze… and you know what will happen to you if I let one big one rip!!!!