"I think you are the bomb on so many levels and something about your eyes and Your nature makes me believe you are a real person as well."

High-Speed Masturbation Marathon: In-Flight Edition


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29 July 2009

Yes, Sir? Did you ring for me? Yes, I can take care of that for you. Do you need anything else? Well, my name is Tara, and I’ll be your personal air hostess on your flight this afternoon. Yes, I’m assigned to you and your seat only. I’m all yours!

Now, in just a few minutes, we’ll begin the scheduled in-flight entertainment program. Oh, yes! It’s quite popular. As our first class passenger, you’ll be treated to a very special relaxation technique, a demonstration if you will, a little something to put you at ease and make you unbelievably comfortable and all rested for the long flight ahead.

Can you tell that I’m a bit nervous? Hee hee hee Yes, I’ll be guiding you through our little program. It begins in 1… 2… 3…