“I am in awe of you… hence I am sending a request that, if made, may give me a heart attack, but what a way to go.”

"I am in awe of you... hence I am sending a request that, if made, may give me a heart attack, but what a way to go."

You Answer Your Own Mum’s Kinky Ad to Experience Her Services in Disguise

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30 January 2015

Are you a crossdresser? Seeking sexy services online? Just love to dress up like a girl and wanna get off by a professional? You’ve come to the right place! Today only, this MILF is offering a special DELUXE PACKAGE for her online orders only… she’ll dress as a sexy French maid in black stockings and welcome you to her door with a sweet smile, a naughty glint in her eye, and ready to issue you TWO FREEBALLS… that’s two extra orgasms! Oh, and “cum in mouth” is part of the package… please refer to her personal site for the full details of package inclusions.

Wait… does she look familiar? Oh my… just what you always wanted… your own mum making you come! This is too good to pass up; that Oedipus complex can be quenched. In fact, this online whore (your mum?!?!) responds to your inquiry immediately and invites you to her home for your deluxe session. What can it hurt? When you’re all dressed up, she can’t recognize you anyway.

“Are you SURE” you want the deluxe package? Do you REALLY want all I offer? ‘Cause you’re the ONLY customer to respond to my ad!” she shares. You’re in heaven… you get her all to yourself, and the session begins… she says she’s never met a sperm swallower… what? …she handcuffs you to the bed… she’s never met anyone so nasty, wanting to come in their own mouths three times… what? …she stole a jar of stored jizz from her son’s room; you’re going to taste it… what?! …it’s time for a blowjob; how about sucking her strapon… suck your own semen stick now while you feel the real brunt of her strapon… OH! …her son’s sticky rancid sperm is used as lube… you’re forced to swallow again… your third orgasm and swallow overwhelm you… and all you wanted was a blowjob from mum.