Orgasms

Look what I have: a nice big, soft piece of bubblegum... the chewiest, juiciest, loudest kind of all! Let me show you... Mmmm, it's so tasty! The flavor's so yummy, my mouth is filling with sweet juice, and I love to chew  Read more...

20+ Sneezes!! Achoo! Mmmm... I have the best idea. I want to experience hot, wet sneezes as I'm playing with myself... achoo!! I've already started sneezing and I don't even have my clothes off yet! Achoo! I'm going to  Read more...

I'm so excited about ironing my outfit! I love running the hot iron over my soft clothes and getting them all crisp and perfectly wrinkle-free before going out. Isn't it exciting how the hot metal iron runs so smoothly over the linen?  Read more...

I'm so eager to come... what toy should I play with this time? I can't wait to choose... *hiccup* Oh, no! Not now! *hiccup* But I'm SO horny. *hiccup* That's it; I'm masturbating anyway! *hiccup*   Read more...

I'm feeling particularly dirty right now... terribly horny... so very, very HOT! I've got my favorite naughty toy right here... Oh, the things I'm going to do to it!!! I'm going to come again and again... at least three times!!   Read more...

I can't wait to iron my clothes to all crisp and completely wrinkle free! I love taking my time to enjoy the whole process... plugging in the iron and anxiously waiting for it to warm, smoothing over the soft material of my clothes  Read more...

Ah, this is tough. I'm running out of time to get dressed this morning, and I just can't decide which stockings and shoes to wear. I love them all! Some of these just won't do for work, but I love the  Read more...

I just need to vacuum my office area real quick... Real quickly, and I can get back to work for a bit. Oh, look at this chair! It's filthy! I bet this handy vacuum attachment will work on it.... Oops,  Read more...

I'm almost finished grading papers. My high school senior students keep me so busy. Teaching English is just a dream though... my students are so bright and clever. I've really been enjoying their short fiction stories. Oh, here's another one  Read more...

I've been DYING to try this! I finally have my very own g-spot toy... designed to help me have a tremendous, mind-altering, Earth-shattering, internal orgasm! I can't wait to try it out, and I'm hoping this powerful orgasm helps me relax for  Read more...