“No one else can do the things you do. You could make reading out of the phone book sexy.”

"No one else can do the things you do. You could make reading out of the phone book sexy."

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I Am NOT Wearing This Thing in Public!

I can't believe you call this CLOTHING! Are you kidding?! There's no way that I'm letting anyone see me like this... not even you! Oh, no... I don't care what you spent on this so-called swimsuit. It couldn't have been  Read more...