“That was about the hottest thing I have EVER seen! I’m really considering buying it again! HAHA! Seriously, that was PERFECT!”

"That was about the hottest thing I have EVER seen! I'm really considering buying it again! HAHA! Seriously, that was PERFECT!"

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I’m Afraid I Have to Move You to the Naughty List Again

Yes, it's me again. I know, I know. You spent most of this year making up to your wife for cheating on her last Christmas. Well, I did what I had to do. We just had way too many people  Read more...