“No one else can do the things you do. You could make reading out of the phone book sexy.”

"No one else can do the things you do. You could make reading out of the phone book sexy."

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I’m Afraid I Have to Move You to the Naughty List Again

Yes, it's me again. I know, I know. You spent most of this year making up to your wife for cheating on her last Christmas. Well, I did what I had to do. We just had way too many people  Read more...