“No one else can do the things you do. You could make reading out of the phone book sexy.”

"No one else can do the things you do. You could make reading out of the phone book sexy."

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The World’s Greatest Abs

It's true... but you've been too focused on... OTHER THINGS... to notice. I have the best abs on the planet... the sexiest abs you've ever seen and never bothered to notice. Just take a peek... you're going to be turned on by  Read more...

Curing My Upset Stomach with Belly Rolls and Tummy Jiggling

Oh... ow! I must've eaten something bad. I gorged myself again, loved that full feeling of a big, stuffed tummy, and now it HURTS! oh.... I have to lie down. My tummy's grumbling and gurgling as it digests... it feels  Read more...