"They say you should never meet your heroes, but I think in your case I think I'd make a rare exception."

Subjecting You to a Brand New Torturous Scenario on Laxatives


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12 January 2011

I think you know what’s coming. You’ve disappointed me again. Or maybe I just want to toy with you, show off my control over you, or take delight in your own discomfort. I want you to take these laxative pills in my hand. Drink them down now. ALL of them.

I’m going to describe exactly how your day is about to go from the very first sign of uneasiness and doom to every embarrassing unavoidable scenario you’re going to have to live through today. I don’t know if you are going to be able to handle it. It might be all too humiliating for you.

Can you feel the nausea coming on already?? Your most horrible case of diarrhea yet is on the agenda today for you.