“I am in awe of you… hence I am sending a request that, if made, may give me a heart attack, but what a way to go.”

"I am in awe of you... hence I am sending a request that, if made, may give me a heart attack, but what a way to go."

I’ve Been Watching You

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3 July 2020

I hate to interrupt your usual programming… but it’s time for an intervention… of sorts.  Just as you’ve always suspected – as you peruse the internet for porn to get off with – there IS a government agency spying on and taking note of your online activity… down to EVERY move, every site, and every jerk.

I’ve been personally assigned to your case; I know ALL your ticks.  And I’m utterly disappointed in the low quality of porn you’ve been feeding your mind – and dick.

It seems you’re in desperate need of some proper instruction, and I’m personally going to GIVE IT to you.