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Crushing Fresh Baked Muffins with My Feet

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12 November 2008

Mmmm, these muffins are so tasty! And I can’t wait to see how they feel beneath my little feet as I crush them on my outdoor balcony. Yay! Ooooh, they’re so soft on the bottoms of my feet… so squishy between my toes.

In fact, I feel the urge to twist and turn on top of them, just ground them right into the pavement and feel them disintegrate beneath my feet! This is so much fun. Come crush the muffins with me!