Toys

I'm so excited about ironing my outfit! I love running the hot iron over my soft clothes and getting them all crisp and perfectly wrinkle-free before going out. Isn't it exciting how the hot metal iron runs so smoothly over the linen?  Read more...

I'm so eager to come... what toy should I play with this time? I can't wait to choose... *hiccup* Oh, no! Not now! *hiccup* But I'm SO horny. *hiccup* That's it; I'm masturbating anyway! *hiccup*   Read more...

I'm feeling particularly dirty right now... terribly horny... so very, very HOT! I've got my favorite naughty toy right here... Oh, the things I'm going to do to it!!! I'm going to come again and again... at least three times!!   Read more...

I can't wait to iron my clothes to all crisp and completely wrinkle free! I love taking my time to enjoy the whole process... plugging in the iron and anxiously waiting for it to warm, smoothing over the soft material of my clothes  Read more...

I just need to vacuum my office area real quick... Real quickly, and I can get back to work for a bit. Oh, look at this chair! It's filthy! I bet this handy vacuum attachment will work on it.... Oops,  Read more...

I've been DYING to try this! I finally have my very own g-spot toy... designed to help me have a tremendous, mind-altering, Earth-shattering, internal orgasm! I can't wait to try it out, and I'm hoping this powerful orgasm helps me relax for  Read more...

I'll let you in on a little secret. ...since you're my very sexy private friend. There's something I like to do - just for me - when I have a really hot date lined up. You see, I get so horny,  Read more...

What a mess! Is this confetti all over my carpet from the party? My, those guests are messy... and demanding. I'm so exhausted, and it's so late. I'll just vacuum here and hoover over there and use all the attachments  Read more...

Look what I have here in my soft little hands! A brand new toy! I have no idea how this will feel against my naked skin, how it vibrates or just what kind of orgasm it might give me. It's like  Read more...

Oh, Daddy... look how much I want you! I'm all drunk and horny and giddy. Just wait and see what I have in store for you tonight! I need another shot... and maybe my favorite vibrator and my favorite dildo.   Read more...