FIVE shampoo, rinse, condition, and rinse again cycles!! Mmmmm... I can't wait to baby my long hair by shampooing and rinsing and conditioning and rinsing... and doing it all over again and again! I love to lather up my wet hair with  Read more...

Hmmm... so you like my little feet? I'm just giving them a good rub; it's been a hard day. Oh, it's my cute little toes that you like! Do you love to watch them wiggle like this? Oh, I'd love  Read more...

20+ Sneezes!! Achoo! Mmmm... I have the best idea. I want to experience hot, wet sneezes as I'm playing with myself... achoo!! I've already started sneezing and I don't even have my clothes off yet! Achoo! I'm going to  Read more...

I'm so excited about ironing my outfit! I love running the hot iron over my soft clothes and getting them all crisp and perfectly wrinkle-free before going out. Isn't it exciting how the hot metal iron runs so smoothly over the linen?  Read more...

Did you say you want to see my belly button? This belly button? Well, it so happens that I LOVE my belly button, especially playing with it. Isn't it cute? I'd love to bring you VERY close and show you  Read more...

I'm so eager to come... what toy should I play with this time? I can't wait to choose... *hiccup* Oh, no! Not now! *hiccup* But I'm SO horny. *hiccup* That's it; I'm masturbating anyway! *hiccup*   Read more...

I ate way too much... look how huge my belly is! ...all hard and round and very, very FAT. I must look like I'm pregnant! I can barely move... my back actually hurts... I wobble when I walk... I can hardly  Read more...

Seems I'm waiting at the office for my business partner yet again. There's not much I can do until he gets here but wait impatiently while perched on my desk and swinging my legs... Oh, look what I've done! I have this  Read more...

No way!! You're really a virgin? You mean you've never EVER had sex with a woman... or ANYONE?!? Oh, my gosh! NOW, everything makes sense! Yes, I understand it all now... the weird way you dress, how funny you  Read more...

Don't my little feet look so deliciously sexy in this lighting? You get to be very, very close and watch all the action. I knew you'd love seeing my feet work in dirty old, scratched up sandals... you can tell just how  Read more...