My Belly’s So Stuffed, I Feel Like I’m Pregnant!
I ate way too much… look how huge my belly is! …all hard and round and very, very FAT. I must look like I’m pregnant!
I can barely move… my back actually hurts… I wobble when I walk… I can hardly see my own feet… it’s impossible to bend over… my feet are all swollen… my clothes don’t fit anymore… I feel nauseous… I’m carrying so much extra weight… my waistline has disappeared… I have to hold up my own belly to get around! I practically am pregnant!
How are you supposed to sit with such a huge belly? And I have to wait MONTHS for my belly to go away!
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