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Mommy Will Save You!

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20 February 2018

Oh, it was the most frightful day! I thought I was going to LOSE MY DARLING BOY!

I was in the middle of making dinner when I heard your screams… you were bitten by a snake when you went to take a leak in the woods!! On your penis!!! My poor baby!!!

There was only one thing I could do – what ANY mother would do under the circumstances. There was no time to take you to the hospital or call a doctor. I had to extract the poisonous venom myself. To the very last drop!