Let’s Play a Sexy Stripping Ball Smacking Game!
Oh, come on. Let’s play! I have just the perfect game in mind for you… something simple and very sexy! You see these cards? I’m going to randomly choose one at a time. And each suit in the deck represents something you or I have to do… we HAVE to do what the cards say. No cheating!!
Sometimes, I’ll have to remove an article of clothing or maybe show off my body for you. And sometimes, well, SOMETIMES, it’s going to be kinda painful for you and you have to smack your own balls to the rhythm of my clapping and the number of times to match the number on the card. Are you sure you can survive this??