Honey, You ARE Gay, and I’m Going to Prove It
You don’t even remember what you told me last night when you were drunk?? Honey… don’t you think it’s time that you admit to it. I’m your wife; I KNOW you’re GAY. I know you get hard whenever I bring up the subject, that you prevent us from having a normal discussion or intelligent conversation about it because you’re always getting hard when I mention it!
Honey, I know what you need. You’ve TOLD me. You’re getting turned on right now; you should do something about that erection. Go ahead and touch it; in fact, why don’t you play with your ass a bit too?
Go ahead, honey. I’m going to prove you’re gay… and let you masturbate to a very explicit, dirty gay fantasy. I know you’re going to like my idea… maybe we’ll even have to actually bring it to life…