"All I can say is FRICKEN WOW. Now I can't wait to find the right woman who can help me live out that fantasy. Inception. You planted it, now it won't go away."

Wow. Your Dick Is Just So… SMALL!

12 March 2010

Well, gee. That is definitely a very small penis. Seriously. It’s SMALL. Really small. Like, compared to my ex-boyfriend, your little dick is really tiny. And here, I thought I was finally going to get to have sex with my new boyfriend tonight. What a disappointment. Oh, well. It’s not all that bad. You could be great at licking my twat!