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Let’s Talk about Your Foreskin, and I’ll Demonstrate What I Want to Do with It

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24 April 2013

It’s time for a serious discussion.  We have to talk about your… foreskin.  I can’t believe you still have one at all.  Really??  You’re a grown man.  You want to please a woman, right?  Want to be viewed as neat, trim, and clean?  Let me tell you exactly what’s bad about your uncut cock and why you should be circumcised.  And then, I’m going to talk you through the entire procedure.  Yes, you’re going to watch me peel this banana bare… just like your cock should be.  I’m going to describe every detail… including what I’m going to do to your cock once that horrible foreskin has been removed for good.