Cursed to Believe I’m Gaining Weight with Every Word I Utter
Can you believe what that fat cow said to me? As if she even knows what it’s like to be me, to be perfect in every way. Ha! She has no idea. How could she? And to throw out some silly curse like that? This isn’t the middle ages! So weird! Crazy woman. I’m just going to watch t.v. and put her out of my mind. She probably….
Wait. What? Is that FAT on my arm jiggling back and forth? No, can’t be. No… wait, there’s MORE! Oh my god… OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!
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