You’ve Been Very Naughty
Oh, I can’t believe you pulled that at school AGAIN!! Do you know how much this upsets your poor mom?? I can’t possibly… what in the world am I going to do that finally makes you realize what your’e doing wrong?? I’m going to put you in the corner and if you even once turn around and look at me… that’s IT!!!
I want to deal with this without involving your father. You do NOT want HIM to punish you. I’m afraid I’m going to have to do what my father used to do with me. You see this wooden paddle? He hand carved it himself. I never crossed my father the first – and last – time I was ever smacked with it.
It hurts me to do this, but you’ve left me no choice. I’m going to have to paddle you. And it’s going to hurt very, very much.