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What a Tasty Morsel You’d Be if I Shrunk You to the Size of a Piece of Candy… YUM!


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25 August 2010

I’m tired of you towering over me, pulling your weight around here, and trying to tell me what to do! Do you know where you really belong? In my mouth! You’d make such a tasty morsel if you were just small enough.

Oh, I’m growing VERY hungry!! I would love to taste and lick and chomp right down on your little body. Why, that’s such an excellent idea! You know what I’m capable of, and you should know better. If you get on my nerves, I’m going to put you in your place. …starting by shrinking you down to the size you really and truly deserve to be. That’s right… have you noticed yourself growing smaller yet? That you’re shorter than you were mere seconds before?

Down, down, down…. no further still! Down, down, down to the floor! Oh, I’m not going to threaten to stomp on you with my bare feet this time… I’m just going to point out how dangerous it is for you down there, so tiny and vulnerable and completely helpless! You better be good now if you want me to look out for you.

But first… I want to describe for you just how good you’re going to taste, swimming down there in my stomach acid after traveling down my throat… all while you’re hovering over me and watching me rub my very hungry tummy!! Down the hatch!!