Naughty Girl Nabs Santa to Coax Him to Hand Over His Presents
Seriously. I mean, who came up with this naughty vs. nice list thing anyway? I’d be cool with it if… Santa actually GAVE gifts to naughty girls, but he doesn’t! I’m tired of it. I’ve had enough. Now, it’s time for me to take action.
I’ve got a plan. I’m going to spike Santa’s milk and cookies… well, and treat him to some actual gourmet goodies he just can’t refuse, and tie him up while he’s knocked out. When he wakes… well, I’m gonna have a little discussion with him. Well, kinda. I”m going to tell Santa what I think of him and all these years without presents. I’m going to tell him why I deserve gifts and why he’s going to GIVE them to me TONIGHT.
He’s not leaving until I’ve received everything I’m due. And I know just how to convince him… what else are naughty girls for??
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