“I do really appreciate the energy and imagination you put into this and will continue to respect this really unique craft you’ve mastered.”

"I do really appreciate the energy and imagination you put into this and will continue to respect this really unique craft you've mastered."

It’s Time to Learn How to Blow Your Nose

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26 July 2008

There’s a particularly special fan who has requested a very specific lesson. Now, for your own delight, a beautiful, big-bosomed woman and gentle and patient teacher is at your service. It’s time for your nose blowing lesson, and I’ll take your hand and show you just how to do it. Don’t worry, it won’t hurt, and I’ll be here to help you all along the way.

First, we’ll practice together with a bit of toilet paper from the roll and then, I’ll see if your ready to try a tissue. And I want you to practice every time you go into the bathroom to use the potty. You’re such a quick learner, and I’m so very proud!