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Struggling to Squeeze into Pairs of Tight Jeans

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16 August 2009

Umm… oomph. ugh… ahh!! This is so hard! Why can’t I get into these jeans this morning? I swear my ass isn’t any bigger or rounder than normal! I just can’t get these jeans over my thighs and ass!

I’ve been struggling with them quite a while… pinching and squeezing, jumping and tugging, squirming and fidgeting… maybe if I take off my panties, there’ll be more room to squeeze into my jeans. Or maybe if I switch to a thong?

Hmmm… there’s got to be a way! I’m not quitting until I’m squeezed all snug and tight in my favorite jeans!!