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My Poor, Desperate, Frustrated Stepson…

Out of everything in your life, there's only ONE thing you're sure of: you're permanently desperate, permanently frustrated, permanently HARD now that you're new stepmother has moved in. Read more...

You’re STILL a Virgin?!

Were you just... WHY did you run away and HIDE from me!?!? You're such a strange one. I have the weirdest nephew in the world. Did you want to ask me something? Then, why were you out there standing over me silently while I  Read more...

High-Speed Masturbation Marathon: Busty Edition

It's time to challenge your award-winning stamina with the breastiest, bustiest, chestiest marathon yet! I'm breaking out my BIG GUNS this time to really test your endurance. You're going to stop and go, speed up and slow down, and beat that meat  Read more...

Jack Off Fun: On the Way Out for a Dinner Date

I'm so glad I'm home. Ugh, what a horrible client to have to meet up with. I'm so excited about our mystery theater dinner date tonight. I need to relax! I'll have to freshen up before we go but... how about some jack off  Read more...

And the MILF Award Goes to… (Part 2)

I can't believe it... This just can't be true! No way.... I... little ol' ME?? I won THE MILF AWARD?! I'm the #1 MILF in the whole school! Read more...

Stop-and-Go Masturbation Marathon: Exercise Your Erection

So, you've set a New Year's resolution of getting fit, and how's that gone for you? That's what I thought. Just like last year's goals? That's why you need ME. You've booked the right personal trainer for the job; I'm  Read more...

Your Teacher Wants to Know If the Rumors Are True

You're a straight-A student who's found yourself in detention for failing an exam you know you aced. And now, you have the audacity to confront your teacher and demand to know why she failed you undeservedly. But you'd never guess the truth.  Read more...

Is There Anything Else Mommy Can Do to Make You Feel Better?

You know I hate to see you this way: all brokenhearted over some little girl. I can't believe she broke up with you! MY darling boy! Oh, I want to see you smiling again! What can I do to cheer  Read more...

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