"You are head and shoulders above the rest. Honestly I think you put most non-adult celebrities to shame, as far as personality and sheer sexiness... did I mention you are drop dead gorgeous?"

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You’re the Last Man Alive for a Few More Agonizing Moments

I can't believe you've escaped me all this time. Look at you, huddled inside your self-made circle of protection, even quivering and shaking at the sudden sight of me. You knew this day would come. I thought I'd taken care of  Read more...

Fooling Around and Fondling Ourselves Together with Your Hottest Gay Fantasy

Halloween is the sluttiest time of year, you know. Why aren't YOU dressed up? Come on... take advantage of the sexy season. I'm already dressed as a slutty schoolgirl; now, it's your turn. I know what YOU really want to  Read more...

What Can Mommy Do to Make You Feel Better?

Now, what is that pout for? Why does my big boy look upset? What do you mean she didn't show up? The girl you were going on a date with? Oh, you poor thing.... she doesn't deserve you then, you  Read more...

High-Speed Masturbation Marathon: Nylonic Edition

Can you handle it? No, I'm SERIOUS. My metronome almost broke you last time... and this time, well, it's practically HAUNTED! Yes, I admit it. It's frightening. My "magic metronome" appears to have a mind of it's own.   Read more...

You’re Going to Have to Satisfy Mommy while Daddy Is Away

Little did I know my own husband would slip a Spanish fly right into the cocktail he mixed for me. I knew I was getting turned on, hot for it, and oh-so hungry for cock EVEN more than I usually do. And  Read more...

You Know What Would REALLY Turn Me On…

Before we go to bed... well, I wanted to share something with you. You know, I saw something on the internet the other day when I was just browsing around. You might find it funny or... well, I saw this video of  Read more...

I Know How Much You Want to Stick Your Cock Between My Big Tits

Fresh out of the backyard pool, your mother ventures into your bedroom to collect your dirty laundry, and she’s not at all happy that you still can’t pick up after yourself... UNTIL she sees your big, hard cock out in the open and on  Read more...

You’re the Lucky Winner of One Night with Tara Tainton

Can you believe it?? I'm here. Right here in your own home, delivered to your doorstep. YOU are the big winner. That's right. You just won the opportunity of a lifetime: the chance to make your own fantasy a  Read more...

A Girl Has Her Needs!

Are you SURE you don’t want to just hop in the pool with me?? But the water’s so warm... Read more...