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I’ve Been Pushed and I Can’t Get Up!

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2 July 2011

My roommate is the filthiest bitch of all… so disrespectful, a pain to live with, and this is the last straw. I can’t take it anymore. I’m going to have it out when she comes home this time. This ends NOW.

There’s no room for fussing, no compromise possible. She’s going to have to clean up her act. And if she tries anything… if she dares lay a hand on me… I’ll, I’ll…