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You’re So Much Weaker than I Am… Even Your Hands Are!


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24 November 2011

Oh, so you’re extra cocky today? Think you can best me at any challenge you come up with? I saw you staring at my slender hands. Are you trying to measure them up? Or is it as apparent to you as it is to me that YOUR hands are SO much smaller than a girl’s?? Ha!

All right. If you’re so determined… let’s compare! I’ll measure my hands, and we’ll measure yours as well. See?? The evidence is right there before you! All right. I see I’m going to have to prove to you why your SMALL hands make you a weak, whimpering, small little man.

See this apple? I’m going to attempt to crush it with my BARE hands. I bet you couldn’t…

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