Oh, Sweet Jesus, Save My Poor Boy from His Impurity!
Oh, my word! You have an… an… that bulge in your church pants! And right after such a beautiful sermon! How could you? How….
You HAVE to get rid of it. Right now! You must expel that evil from your young body. You cannot be in that condition! It is wrong in the eyes of the Lord!
You just have to stick your hand down your pants and take care of it. Right now! You have to get rid of your impurity!