"I just recently discovered your amazing work. Holy hell you are gorgeous."

Oh, Sweet Jesus, Save My Poor Boy from His Impurity!

Share

Share on Facebook
Share on Twitter
Share on Tumblr
Share on Google Plus
5 February 2019

Oh, my word! You have an… an… that bulge in your church pants! And right after such a beautiful sermon! How could you? How….

You HAVE to get rid of it. Right now! You must expel that evil from your young body. You cannot be in that condition! It is wrong in the eyes of the Lord!

You just have to stick your hand down your pants and take care of it. Right now! You have to get rid of your impurity!