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My Mom’s a Nudist

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6 August 2019

It’s hard having a mother who’s a nudist.

Well, I grew up with it – it’s awesome but all my friends have a hard time. I usually don’t even bother to tell them. Why would I? They’d get the wrong idea, or expect me to explain, it just think I’m joking anyway.

Nothing prepares them for coming over to my house and seeing my mom walk around nude as if… well, as if she’s not!