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Loving My Huge Inflatable Heart for as Long as It Lasts

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8 February 2010

Oooh, what’s this… a new toy? Yay!! Oooh, it’s a big – no – a GIANT inflatable heart! Just in time for Valentine’s Day! Yay! I’m going to be positively exhausted trying to blow it up and fill the whole thing with air… it’s gigantic! Like a big rubber pillow I can bounce and bounce and jump on!

I’m going to breathe everything I’ve got into it, till my mouth is sore, and my cheeks are as big as a chipmunks! Then, I’m going to play with my new inflatable toy for as long as it lasts… ’cause playing with it THIS much is certainly going to make it POP with a loud bang!!!