Condemned to a Life of Overeating

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It can’t be… I’m perfect. It can’t happen. Not to me. I CAN’T get fat! It’s impossible. I’m gorgeous. I never even have an appetite… but I’m so hungry.

I’m absolutely starving!! Give me more… I want more… and what’s that sound? Sounds like… skin stretching. Is this all a joke?

What’s in this ice cream? Are you playing a trick on me? Think it’s funny?? I’m not fat… that’s impossible. I’m perfect… I’m perfect! I’m getting HUGE!!!

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