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Of Course, You Can Ask Mommy Anything You Want

Maybe I shouldn't have answered my son's questions? Maybe I should've sugar-coated the answers? Maybe I shouldn't have demonstrated just to help him understand... Read more...

A Long, HARD Night of Blue Balls Before the BIG GAME

It's the night before the big game - THE GAME - the game YOU star in. You're a professional; you know you really need your sleep. But I'm sooooo excited that I can't help but tiptoe into your room and disturb you.  Read more...