"You're far and away the best performer out there in my opinion."

Taboo

Oh, My GOD!

My SON is standing before me with a massive... a HUGE... a HARD... What am I to do?? We HAVE to attend Christmas mass! Read more...

Goodnight, My Darling #4

How are we going to help you sleep tonight - on a night like this of all nights?? I'm going to have to tell you my favorite story of all, a special CHRISTMAS story... Read more...

Our Super Secret Club #3

This is the Super Secret Club after all - not a word of your whereabouts or our fun and games is ever divulged to anyone. It's all OUR SECRET. Read more...