"I think it would be fair to say that you've earned a place in the hall of fame/hall of compulsions of my sexual psyche that no one else can ever take over."

public nudity

I Am NOT Wearing This Thing in Public!

I can't believe you call this CLOTHING! Are you kidding?! There's no way that I'm letting anyone see me like this... not even you! Oh, no... I don't care what you spent on this so-called swimsuit. It couldn't have been  Read more...