I can't believe I'm actually spending my afternoon stuck with this N-E-R-D!!! Gross! He's so... well, so... I totally KNOW he must think he's so much smarter than I am. Well, maybe that's so, and I do need his big brain  Read more...

Ho hum... you're doing it again... BORING ME!! You're not fun anymore. Nothing's fun anymore. I think it's time that I take control of things and MAKE things fun. Well, make YOU fun. Don't you want to be  Read more...

I'm in love with my breasts... I've carefully wrapped them up in a satiny new bra: safe and sturdy and secure, completely and fully covered. Don't you like how it looks on my big breasts? So soft and smooth, curvy and shapely....  Read more...

I know he's out there watching me. AGAIN! MY new neighbor thinks I'm not even aware... and I can feel his eyes burning on my cleavage all the way over here! I've got to do something about his rude habits.   Read more...

You knew it would come down to this. It's time to address your problem head on. It's time to confess you have a serious breast and cleavage fetish. There's no denying it. You can't avoid it. It's gone on  Read more...

Topless bikini girls never looked this cute! Your fantasies are fulfilled as this one bends over, showing off her best arched-back pose and waving her string-bikini covered tush and swinging breasts to drive you absolutely insane. Oh, do you wish she'd remove  Read more...

Oh, back for more, I see! How'd you know that I'd be here at the pool... with my girlfriends this time... and wearing an itty bitty string bikini again in the afternoon sun? Did you obediently jerk off after listening to my  Read more...

Can you read what's on my mind? If it's not obvious in my devilish smile, then I'll just have to speak the dirty words directly... I want to put on a very sexy, big and bouncy, breasty show for you, a PRIVATE  Read more...

Hey! I have such a big surprise for you. Are you ready to hear about it? Well, I have to SHOW it to you! Follow me... Guess what's in this mysterious little bottle! You can't tell? It's  Read more...

Ugh. Another meeting your soon-to-be ex-wife has set up for you. You're just going along with it knowing the divorce hearing is finally presented before the judge next week, and all of this hassle will be over. Your wife will be  Read more...