A Secret Midnight Rendezvous with Cake
Mmmmm… I have the taste of dessert in mind. It’s time for my pudding! I’m just going to quietly sneak downstairs, tip toe into the kitchen, and … oh, which delicious birthday cake do I want?? It is MY birthday after all. I can do anything at all I want to with MY cake.
Which flavor do I want? BOTH?? I’ll just have a quick taste, slide a finger through the frosting… or maybe fork up a bite. No, I’ll have a slice; no one will notice. No, wait.
How can I keep my figure if I’m eating cake in the middle of the night? Especially when it would be sooooo much more fun to strip down and SIT on it!!