Feet

So, you love to hear my joints crack? My fingers weren't enough for you? Well, it so happens that I've been cracking my joints for years and years. I love to feel my skin stretch, my joints pop, and my muscles  Read more...

This is the absolute worst! I can't move my leg at all.... my movement's totally restricted by this huge knee splint. My knee's braced in place! I have to hobble around on crutches wherever I go. I can't use them in  Read more...

Just wait until you see what I've just purchased... a hot new pair of shoes I know you'll REALLY like. You said you love flip flops, right? That you like to watch my smooth bare feet slide into them and wear them  Read more...

I just can't believe this! What horrible luck. I just need to get to work, have to leave home and start my busy day. I have so much to do! I hop in the car, turn the key in the  Read more...

These darn feet! Or is it my shoes?? I just hate the look of them... can't stand those long, slender toes... or that BIG fat toe! Just makes me want to snarl at them. Or bite them! Maybe I  Read more...

This is not my day. I've just come home from the office, tired and overworked... and my feet are KILLING me in these sexy slingbacks that are way too tight. How did I squeeze my poor little feet into them this morning?  Read more...

I was conducting just another routine employee interview, questioning him on his job satisfaction as a new hire, his views and opinions, his ideas and suggestions. I wasn't paying him any particular attention, just trying to get through another workday, another boring interview...  Read more...

It's time for your punishment. Well... a prelude to your punishment. You know I love to string you along in agony and prolong your torment. I've had enough, and you're going to be punished for your wrongdoing. You DESERVE  Read more...

I'll be damned if I'm going to share the estate of my late husband with anyone aside from his damn son! I can't believe I have to share at all... after all I've been through, all I did for his father!! At  Read more...

This is the worst day ever. No one should have to go to work with an ankle sprain! These crutches definitely don't look good with my business suit. This is hardly professional, even in pantyhose. I'm running around so busy  Read more...